Here are a couple of smart ass answers you might like to store in case you need them in the future.
SMART ARSE ANSWER 1
The policeman got out of his car and the dub racer he stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
“I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the bobby said.
The dubber replied, “Yes, well I got here as fast as I could.”
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the dude on his way without a ticket.
SMART ARSE ANSWER 2
A lorry driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up that
read “Low Bridge Ahead.” Before he realised it, the bridge was directly
ahead and he got stuck under it.
Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up.
The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry’s cab and said to the driver, “Got stuck, eh?”
The lorry driver said, “No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol!”
Happy Monday,
K