does this sound familiar
wife: what you doing today are you going to play with youre bug?
me:yes i think i will get some work done to the bug
wife: the grass needs cut could you do that first
me: ok darling
so of i go and cut the grass two hours latter im all done.
me: im going to do a bit to the bug now dear
wife: i could do with a hand tidying up the rest of the garden
me: ok
one and a half hours latter we seem to be finished
i finally get into the safe haven of my garage and start to potter and fit a disk and new flexy then i hear it DARLING!!!
me: (through gritted teeth) yes dear
wife: i need a hand cooking dinner
so i help and i have my tea and i help to tidy up then i say i think i will go back out to the garage for a while.
wife: ok but dont be all night
so i go out and fit the calliper and tidy up my tools then she comes into the garage and says
does that sound familliar or is it just me
:rasp :rasp :rasp :rasp :rasp :rasp :rasp

:lol: that’s sounds far to familiar, that’s why my garage is 2 streets away from the house. All I need to do now is remember to leave my mobile in the house it’s bound to get me at least an extra 5 minutes! :lol:

im just wondering who wears the trousers in your house??


ps back in 2 just wife says ive to wash and dry the dishes and ive got some ironing to do :smiley:

We are not alone, gentlemen! :slight_smile:
Though just sometimes - it would be appreciated… :stuck_out_tongue:

:smiley: im so glad to see its not just me :smiley:

Try “right, woman, we’re working on the Dub now, get your overalls on…”

Or is that just me? :rasp

Pretend to be deaf. Works for me. :zip

Sounds like my house as well. I went to 2 shows and very few meetings this year and she goes nuts whenever I mention those two letters “VW” or use the word bus in a sentance. Hopefully when the bus is on the road (properly) with all the home comforts she’ll be less grumpy.

sonoftwoboots - 2005-09-28 8:18 PM

Pretend to be deaf. Works for me. :zip

I AM deaf - she just nags louder… :huh:

:rs this sunday didnt even get out to the garage bloomin kids birthday :frowning:

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday.

“I’d love to be twelve again” she replied

On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day!

He put her on every ride in the park:

  • The Death Slide

  • The Wall of Fear

  • The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake .

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms .

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted . He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked “Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?”

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed .

“I meant my dress size, you f****** ***t”

The moral of this story : Even when a man is listening, he’s still gonna get it wrong.

god that is so true can we ever win :think

get out to my garage ??? i wish matey !!