Sundays

does this sound familiar
wife: what you doing today are you going to play with youre bug?
me:yes i think i will get some work done to the bug
wife: the grass needs cut could you do that first
me: ok darling
so of i go and cut the grass two hours latter im all done.
me: im going to do a bit to the bug now dear
wife: i could do with a hand tidying up the rest of the garden
me: ok
one and a half hours latter we seem to be finished
i finally get into the safe haven of my garage and start to potter and fit a disk and new flexy then i hear it DARLING!!!
me: (through gritted teeth) yes dear
wife: i need a hand cooking dinner
so i help and i have my tea and i help to tidy up then i say i think i will go back out to the garage for a while.
wife: ok but dont be all night
so i go out and fit the calliper and tidy up my tools then she comes into the garage and says
YOU HAVENT DONE MUCH HAVE YOU,I MEAN YOUVE BEEN IN HERE ALL DAY AND I CANT SEE ANY PROGRESS!!!
does that sound familliar or is it just me
:rasp :rasp :rasp :rasp :rasp :rasp :rasp

:lol: that’s sounds far to familiar, that’s why my garage is 2 streets away from the house. All I need to do now is remember to leave my mobile in the house it’s bound to get me at least an extra 5 minutes! :lol:

im just wondering who wears the trousers in your house??

:zip

ps back in 2 just wife says ive to wash and dry the dishes and ive got some ironing to do :smiley:

We are not alone, gentlemen! :slight_smile:
Though just sometimes - it would be appreciated… :stuck_out_tongue:

:smiley: im so glad to see its not just me :smiley:

Try “right, woman, we’re working on the Dub now, get your overalls on…”

Or is that just me? :rasp

Pretend to be deaf. Works for me. :zip

Sounds like my house as well. I went to 2 shows and very few meetings this year and she goes nuts whenever I mention those two letters “VW” or use the word bus in a sentance. Hopefully when the bus is on the road (properly) with all the home comforts she’ll be less grumpy.

sonoftwoboots - 2005-09-28 8:18 PM

Pretend to be deaf. Works for me. :zip

I AM deaf - she just nags louder… :huh:

:rs this sunday didnt even get out to the garage bloomin kids birthday :frowning:

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday.

“I’d love to be twelve again” she replied

On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day!

He put her on every ride in the park:

  • The Death Slide

  • The Wall of Fear

  • The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake .

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms .

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted . He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked “Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?”

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed .

“I meant my dress size, you f****** ***t”

The moral of this story : Even when a man is listening, he’s still gonna get it wrong.


god that is so true can we ever win :think

get out to my garage ??? i wish matey !!