technical help needed

Technical Discussion
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3 years ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are
apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution
was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Rugby 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and
left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each
other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiance 1.0, only to discover that this
product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0
tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with
FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be
very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0’s memory and could not be deleted.
They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and
can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These
latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what
the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express
which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0
attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often
crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called
MotherInLaw, which can’t be turned off.

Recently I’ve been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could
be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife
1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your assetts
before uninstalling itself.

Help requested please?

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It’s ok, someone suggested this to me.

"Wife 1.0 can be a little daunting for the new user, but all is not lost.

Many avenues are available should you require help. HerBestMate 3.4 is a particularly good as a reference source, but make sure never to reference when Wife 1.0 is running. For maximum security refer to HerBestMate 3.4 from an entirely different location.

Wife 1.0 has many hidden features also, these can be accessed with add ins such as BigBoxOfChocolate 1.2 and DayAtTheSpa 1.0. Wife 1.0 becomes a very user friendly application at this point, thought the benefits may be short lived and a re application of the add in may become necessary. On no account should the AUTO_REINSTALL option be used for these, this can lead to a huge increase in resource use and a degradation in application performance.

If cared for properly Wife 1.0 can give a life time of good service, but it is down to the user to maintain the balance of usability and resource expenditure. If maintenance on Wife 1.0 becomes excessive we would recommend the installation of Sprogg 1.0. Whilst this does place additional overheads on the system, the resource usage of Wife 1.0 drops in accordance.

Sprogg 1.0 has a 25 year running time and will over that time require such updates as BiggerRoom 1.3, NewClothesEverySixMonths 2.1, Upgrading to StroppyTeenager 13.1 and eventually ThatFancySportsCar 1.2. You may also need to run the anti-virus program Vetboyfriend 1.5 or Vetgirlfriend 2.1 (depending on the version of Sprogg 1.0 you have installed).

After this time period, Sprogg 1.0 will uninstall itself, but may leave a residual burden on the resources. Wife 1.0 by this time will have settled down in to a routine and should be a simple task to maintain with Flowers 6.8"